I’ve been real irritable lately. I’m not sure if it’s the lack of sleep or being mommy to a newborn and 2 year old, but I’ve had real little patience. So today, I’m brining you a little installment of things I don’t understand.
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I don’t understand why people can’t figure out the difference between advice and advise. It literally drives me insane. You can’t give me advise… you can advise me to do something. And if you say it to me, I might advise you to friend another friend.
I don’t understand why Girl Scout cookies are so addictive. Well actually, I do. But I really think they should be calorie free. And based on the amount of cookies I’ve been eating recently, you would think they are calorie free.
I don’t understand why my baby weight isn’t falling off as quickly this time and to be honest, it’s really bugging me. And it’s not like I can diet; I can watch what I eat but even then, it doesn’t feel like I’m losing anything. Come on skinny Gods… answer my prayer please.
I don’t understand why I’m so obsessed with Teen Mom 2, The Bachelor, and Dance Moms. But these train wrecks are just so damn addicting to watch.
And on that note, I don’t understand why Nikki sat there with Juan Pablo while he basically just dicked her around. She’s an idiot and he’s a douchebag. How’s that for honesty Juan Pablo? Eeees okay?
I don’t understand how Luke Bryan is so damn good looking. It’s almost not fair to the rest of the male population. Like really, that face? That voice? UGH. Not fair.
I don’t understand why I can’t have someone do my hair and makeup every morning. I mean, is that too much to ask?
I don’t understand how people don’t drink coffee. I just don’t.
I don’t understand how someone could not like Cards Against Humanity. A dirty Apples to Apples? Count me in, every time.
I don’t understand why plane tickets are so expensive and why flying is always such a hassle. And on that note, I don’t understand why we haven’t invented teleporting yet.
I don’t understand buying cars…it stresses me out like a mother. Glad my husband has the patience to deal with it because I certainly don’t.
I don’t understand why you haven’t check out Country Couture yet. Because that fabulous top I’m wearing above? Yep, it’s from there. So do my girl Rachel a solid and browse her cute little store, k?
Happy hump day!
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