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The ghost of Halloweens past.

“In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” Mean Girls.
After Helene posted about the stages of Halloween through the years, I couldn’t help but look back (well as far as Facebook would let me) at my Halloween costumes from the past. 
But first, let’s start with this little gem. I think I may actually have an argument that Nolan sort of looks like me. Kind of? Eh, I’ll take what I can get. 
Then there was the year I needed three costumes; two of which were slutty Playboy Bunny costumes. Throw ears on a tank with undies or a dress and you’re suddenly a Playboy Bunny. #whatajoke. 

The costume below was apparently Captain of the Mile High Club. Basically just a short dress again. With wings…

The next year, we decided to get creative and ta da, I give you Pepto Bismol. 

I cringe at this next one; why on Earth did I think this platinum blonde wig was a good idea? And notice how we are all completely different things yet our dresses look exactly the same, just different colors. I think the Halloween costume industry is up to something…

And then I was Pebbles with my ex as Bam Bam (not pictured). But boy drinking on this Fratio sure was fun…
Guess I thought it was a good idea to stick my drunk face in the face of this Rottweiler. #cutthisgirloff.
Every girl has to be a slutty nurse, right? Enter senior year. Night one of course…

And we’re finally to my favorite. Yep, that classy Snow White is yours truly. Random fact: I can shotgun a beer faster than anyone I know. I may have to prove my point once this baby comes out in case you’re doubting my skills. 

And then college ended. And sadly, Halloween will never be the same again. But now I just get to dress up my little ones and pray time goes super slow and I’m not around to see them in their college costumes. Just kidding, but maybe not…

Happy Halloween!

 

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