Never Ever Ever…

I’m linking up with Neely today for Never Ever Ever! Here are some things you’ll NEVER EVER EVER hear me say:

Please lie to me, I don’t want the truth.

I’ll take the seafood special. 

Want to drive instead of flying?

Want all of the red Sour Patch Kids?

Let me change that dirty diaper, please.

I hate shopping.

Want to go skiing instead of the beach?

I don’t eat carbs.

I’d love to watch golf all day. 

Sure, you can have the last Oreo. 

Oh yes, please leave your blinker on for miles after you’ve turned!

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